The Long Boring Road

Driving alone down a desert highway.  The type of road you'd see on long stretches of Texas or Nevada.  A lot of giant cactus along the road with a nice mix of tumble weeds; lucky that my car is full of gas and the A/C is working great.  I don't know where I'm headed but on my way...

Can't Return Opened Product

I can only remember the part of my dream where I walked into what appeared to be a restaurant but then later shifted what looked like an REI type of store.

Three guys were talking about something that they brought back and one looked to see if he had opened it. The salesperson gave a nod.  "Nope.  Can't take that back." said the glass wearing teenager. Although the customer was telling him that the product wasn't suitable.

ALARM GOES OFF - TIME TO GET UP

Take Cover

I'm sitting on the roof of my house and I see several guys walking in the neighborhood.  At first the guys seem like they are just kids but on closer inspection they are trying to scope the place out.  One of them is looking in cars and the others are looking at houses.  They are looking for easy pickings.

I lay down so they don't see me and soon enough they are right in front of my house.  I crawl down the side of the house and sneak in the house.  I turn up the TV so they hear that someone is here and don't try to mess with us.  They walk by but look in our direction.  Then our son pulls out the ACR and takes them out.  What the heck?!

The Blanket isn't Long Enough

I was sitting on the couch.  I grabbed a blanket from the bedroom but couldn't get the blanket to fit over both of us.  I tried switching it to the other length but still.  I tried to reason as to why we couldn't even cover our legs with it.

Hurry Up and Wait

I was waiting for something...I don't know what but I waited until the sun came up.  It was a little kind of shanty town, and I saw a woman going to sleep in the corner but she made eye contact and was shy and hid.  I pretended like I didn't see her and just passed by.

Turn Off The Patio Lights

We were going to have an event in our backyard and started to test the lights around sunset.  They worked perfectly.  I think we may have gone a bit overboard on them though.  Right as the party was about to start, one of the organizers runs into our light-fest and told us that we had to turn off the lights.

A neighbor had complained and gotten some kind of legal ruling that we were disturbing them.  What the heck?!

Don't Steal My Car

I put my key in the car door and the second that I did, the engine turned on.  There was someone in the car hot-wiring the vehicle!

I was not about to let him steal my car, so I tipped the car over from the passenger side to trap him in and tried calling 911 several times, but got wrong numbers.  The criminal was trying his hardest to get out.

At one point I was actually thinking that I would get arrested myself for kidnapping by not letting him go!  What the heck?!