I dreamed that I won the lottery. I figured out a way to tell my wife by asking her to check the numbers against what the lottery website said were the winning numbers. After a long time she didn't respond via text as I had hoped for and I ended up just calling her instead.
Since the lottery winnings were significant, we tried to decide whether to wait until all the press died down or just bite the bullet and claim it right then and there.
What would you do?
My Dreams (if I remember them)
I'm going to attempt to record my dreams. We all know that sometimes we can't remember every detail but let's give it a try.
Jaywalking
Crossed a street with a friend and entered a house. I climbed to a well-lit attic and looked around. The place was very neat and I was expecting to find some really bad stuff but couldn't find anything. After a bit, I climbed down the ladder and walked around the house and bought something in a shop that was down on the first floor.
Give Me My Change!
I was standing in line at a store similar to a GameStop. The line was short and I was up next. The clerk looked like he was about 17 or so and was very helpful. "Did you find everything okay?" he said. I had about 15 coupons that applied and the clerk had already figured things out. I just needed to give him the remainder in cash.
Unfortunately, he left for a second and the replacement clerk wouldn't help. After a few minutes of frustration, I chased him out the door and we played chase for a good bit outside, running around trees and jumping over lava rock barriers. He finally caught him and spun him around by his foot and accidentally killed him. Yikes. Oops. What do I do? I threw him off the cliff.
Unfortunately, he left for a second and the replacement clerk wouldn't help. After a few minutes of frustration, I chased him out the door and we played chase for a good bit outside, running around trees and jumping over lava rock barriers. He finally caught him and spun him around by his foot and accidentally killed him. Yikes. Oops. What do I do? I threw him off the cliff.
The Long Boring Road
Driving alone down a desert highway. The type of road you'd see on long stretches of Texas or Nevada. A lot of giant cactus along the road with a nice mix of tumble weeds; lucky that my car is full of gas and the A/C is working great. I don't know where I'm headed but on my way...
Can't Return Opened Product
I can only remember the part of my dream where I walked into what appeared to be a restaurant but then later shifted what looked like an REI type of store.
Three guys were talking about something that they brought back and one looked to see if he had opened it. The salesperson gave a nod. "Nope. Can't take that back." said the glass wearing teenager. Although the customer was telling him that the product wasn't suitable.
ALARM GOES OFF - TIME TO GET UP
Three guys were talking about something that they brought back and one looked to see if he had opened it. The salesperson gave a nod. "Nope. Can't take that back." said the glass wearing teenager. Although the customer was telling him that the product wasn't suitable.
ALARM GOES OFF - TIME TO GET UP
Take Cover
I'm sitting on the roof of my house and I see several guys walking in the neighborhood. At first the guys seem like they are just kids but on closer inspection they are trying to scope the place out. One of them is looking in cars and the others are looking at houses. They are looking for easy pickings.
I lay down so they don't see me and soon enough they are right in front of my house. I crawl down the side of the house and sneak in the house. I turn up the TV so they hear that someone is here and don't try to mess with us. They walk by but look in our direction. Then our son pulls out the ACR and takes them out. What the heck?!
I lay down so they don't see me and soon enough they are right in front of my house. I crawl down the side of the house and sneak in the house. I turn up the TV so they hear that someone is here and don't try to mess with us. They walk by but look in our direction. Then our son pulls out the ACR and takes them out. What the heck?!
The Blanket isn't Long Enough
I was sitting on the couch. I grabbed a blanket from the bedroom but couldn't get the blanket to fit over both of us. I tried switching it to the other length but still. I tried to reason as to why we couldn't even cover our legs with it.
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